This is priceless!!!!!

11-year-old Pruthviraj Patil suffers from hypertrichosis, a rare genetic disorder that results in the growth of unusually thick hair all over the body, except for the palms and soles. The condition is often nicknamed the "werewolf syndrome," but the covering is hair, not fur.

A group of Colombian scientists, however, think they may have found a treatment in the form of testosterone injections. The research is headed by dermatologist Angela Christiano, who, ironically, stumbled upon the possible treatment conducting research on baldness.

She was also part of the research team who discovered the bald gene.

Although the longterm effects are yet unknown, they're hoping the treatment will help.

"Werewolf syndrome" affects less than 50 people in the whole world.

Poor little Pru!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Wow, Chyna!

Girl, you're looking good better.

The Surreal Life 'star' was spotted at an event in Beverly Hills on Wednesday looking like a lovely post op lady.

Thanks for sort of erasing the hot tranny mess picture we had of you in our brain, Chyna!

[Left image via Noemi Torres/WENN. Right image via WENN/Fayes Vision.]

CLICK HERE to see the royal cock.

It's real!

The heir to the British throne was secretly snapped by the paps taking a leak at a polo match and you see Willy's willy!!!!

Now if only we could see Harry's!

Update: Oops. Y'all were too excited for royal peen. Looks like we've crashed the site with Willy's ween.

Hopefully it will be back up again SOON!

Update #2: We found another link!!!!!!!

CLICK HERE to see the royal cock!

Update #3: If for whatever reason both of the above sites are down…

Try THIS ONE too!

Uhmmm…..

This sucks dirty socks!!!!

Yes, this is the poster for the new Jonas Brothers film.

Whose brilliant idea was that???

Yes, that's a pretty pic, but that's NOT a movie poster!

As we all eagerly await Britney: For The Record, EW's got some juicy new soundbites.

On Justin Timberlake and FedEx - whom she jokingly refers to as her "babies' daddy":

With Justin, he was a part of the magnitude of what I had become. So when he was gone I was like, What am I supposed to do with myself? I was devastated [by the breakup] but I handled it a lot better than the [split] with Kevin….He started to do an album for himself and he started to do things for himself, and I just never saw him anymore….When it ended I felt so alone. I didn't really wanna think about the reality of it. I never faced it….I just ran.

On her 2007 breakdown and recovering:

My trust has really been battered….Sometimes it can get kinda lonely….I had totally lost my way. I lost focus. I lost myself. I let certain people into my life that were just bad people…because I was lonely….I really paid the consequences for that. Big time….What the hell was I thinking?

On fame:

At first, it's amazing, the first year or two, because it's like, I'm a celebrity!….It didn't really touch me until I had been working for six years….I wanted to just stop. I wanted to create a new life.

And on the current state of her life:

Do I know my life is weird? It's all I've ever known. I don't see it as being weird….I'm kind of stuck in this place and I'm like, How do you deal? I just cope with it every day….It's better not to feel anything at all and have hope than to feel the other way….It's bad. I'm sad. (At this point she breaks down into tears! Poor BritBrit, "she's so lucky, she's a star, but she cry cry cries in her lonely heart.") It's like Groundhog Day every day. It's really boring….Normal is really different for everybody….In my situation, I try to make it as normal as possible for me….It could be a lot worse. There are people out there who have it a lot worse than I do….I used to be a cool chick but I feel like the paparazzi has taken that away from me, like, the way I used to live my life. I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.

The 90 minute MTV documentary airs November 30th and follows the singer over the three months following her VMA appearance.

Can't wait!

Los Angeles Councilman Dennis Zine is seeking legislation that would ban paparazzi within 20 feet of schools, hospitals, and medical facilities.

The proposal, introduced by Zine this week, comes as a result of a "new breed of paparazzi," who are more aggressive than ever.

Zine has long been a crusader for celebrities' right to peace and privacy. He earlier attempted to enact a "personal safety zone" ordinance, that would have required paps to remain a certain distance from celebs, but did not ban the use of long lenses. So while the paps could still get the shot, at least celebs could get to their cars without having to wade through a sea of shutterbugs.

But the bill stalled when the LAPD deemed it "unnecessary and unenforceable."

This new ordinance would protect "sensitive-use locations" at which the presence of 'razzis currently annoys both celebs and citizens alike. Zine said, "The goal is to have a safe area where people can conduct themselves . . . so we don't have the chaotic circumstances we now encounter."

Makes sense to us!

Who wants to be photographed sniffling to the doctor's…or leaving a plastic surgeon's office?!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Wednesday night, singer Mary J. Blige attended the Gucci UNICEF dinner held at The Oak Room at the Plaza in New York.

The usually stylish Blige was sporting head-to-toe lots of dead animals!

She had on a black knee-length dress, what looks to be leather boots, a fur Louis Vuitton scarf, and a large fur coat.

We wonder if the scarf and coat are real fur???

What do U think?

We're guessing no members of PETA were invited to the event. Or there would have been somebody else covered in flour!

[Image via AP Images.]

Guns 'n' Roses' long-awaited new album, Chinese Democracy, is getting shiteous reviews - like this one from The New York Times!

This is hilar!!!!!!!